the little things

the little things

There are some places you should never go back to, Some spaces you shouldn’t try to fit in… Spots you should have no business entering, Messages you should never respond to… Just don’t do… anything. Don’t say anything. Move forward… Move on… If you respond or go there, it might mess you up (again?) all …

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How Nigeria’s Bad Fuel degraded my Car Performance

How Nigeria’s Bad Fuel degraded my Car Performance

Ask me again why I left Nigeria… My car is a performance car and uses premium fuel. I didn’t know this. Nigerian fuel spoils it for me. I spent a lot of money troubleshooting starting issues. My first mechanic from a popular Benz repair shop in Surulere could not troubleshoot the issue. I changed the …

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Lagos to Ibadan Train and Back: All you need to know

Lagos to Ibadan Train and Back: All you need to know

I’ve used the Train a few times and I just want to give you a breakdown of what it’s like and the costs. Going from Lagos? Go to the NEW Railway Station at Ebute Metta. It should come up when you search on Uber/Bolt App. It’s even walkable from Ozone Cinemas in Yaba. So, In …

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You Might Not Understand Tony Robbin’s: I Am Not Your Guru

You Might Not Understand Tony Robbin’s: I Am Not Your Guru

The problem with projects like I Am Not Your Guru or the problem with watching Documentary films like it is that you won’t really understand it if you’re ignorant or haven’t lived through some experiences. Let me explain You won’t fully grasp it, or to a huge extent because you have to have gone through …

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Lagos is Starting to Look like New York

Lagos is Starting to Look like New York

Lagos is starting to look like what Tyler and Eebro said about New York When you walk the streets or hang out somewhere, someone tries to beg for money or toast you if you’re a babe When you refuse… When people don’t get what they want, they lash out! It’s the most paraplegic, mindfucking thing …

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Loki Reminds Me That Perception is Everything

Loki Reminds Me That Perception is Everything

While watching Loki today, It suddenly hit me: I realized why we’re more sympathetic towards the protagonist, irrespective of whether they’re a villain or a hero. When you know someone’s history/story, you’ll understand them. Dear business/brand owner, How are you telling your story? Perception is everything. Sometimes, users create a notion about you (or your …

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You Are Not What You Attract

You Are Not What You Attract

“You are not what you attract. You are what you accommodate. There are some nuances, but all in all, this remains true. A hard truth for many. You will attract all types of things. They won’t all be a reflection of you. What you create room for, this is a tremendous reflection.” – Funmilola Fagbamila

Google Knows 5 Reasons Why My Legs Itch

Google Knows 5 Reasons Why My Legs Itch

So, my legs have been itching lately. Sweet itching… feels good but it’s annoying! So, I decided to ask Google why this is happening and these were the results: Google’s Answer 1. You’re 2. Dying 3. Bro 4. But go see a Doctor. 5. Related searches (Next person please) I’ll do #4 as it’s my …

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I Miss Peeing In The River

I Miss Peeing In The River

I miss Enugu – I miss the melodic Igbo Christian songs that blared from loudspeakers in marketplaces, and bus parks. – I miss the jealous stares of the market women whose eyes wander, questioning why Mama Ebuka is selling more fish than everyone else. – I miss the muddy waters that turn your eyes red …

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What Happens When Nepa Takes Light

What Happens When Nepa Takes Light

It’s 1:17AM in the morning and I’m up wondering how I’d die. It’s not bothering me. I just choose to think about it. I can’t sleep and I’m just wondering… a good man like me. Not good as in all-around good in and out. I just have a good heart and I know it. It’s …

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