Google Knows 5 Reasons Why My Legs Itch

So, my legs have been itching lately. Sweet itching… feels good but it’s annoying! So, I decided to ask Google why this is happening and these were the results:

Google’s Answer

1. You’re
2. Dying
3. Bro
4. But go see a Doctor.
5. Related searches (Next person please)

I’ll do #4 as it’s my only option, apparently.