So, my legs have been itching lately. Sweet itching… feels good but it’s annoying! So, I decided to ask Google why this is happening and these were the results: Google’s Answer 1. You’re 2. Dying 3. Bro 4. But go see a Doctor. 5. Related searches (Next person please) I’ll do #4 as it’s my …
I miss Enugu – I miss the melodic Igbo Christian songs that blared from loudspeakers in marketplaces, and bus parks. – I miss the jealous stares of the market women whose eyes wander, questioning why Mama Ebuka is selling more fish than everyone else. – I miss the muddy waters that turn your eyes red …
It’s 1:17AM in the morning and I’m up wondering how I’d die. It’s not bothering me. I just choose to think about it. I can’t sleep and I’m just wondering… a good man like me. Not good as in all-around good in and out. I just have a good heart and I know it. It’s …
I spent my teenage years in the town of Mowe. A very popular town in Ogun State. Before we all joined my father in the town in 2004, everyone called it Lagos. Everyone that lives there seems to call it Lagos because Lagos is more recognized than the town. For decades, the town has existed …
When Chewy, my mother’s goat fell sick for days, we ended her misery and ate her. Tasha ate too. When our fattest chicken was attacked by a snake overnight, we killed her and ate her. Tasha ate along. Tasha fell sick after Christmas. She took her injections, and sneaked out to the neighbours’. She hasn’t …
It’s amazing how we all enter a bus without speaking to each other or looking at each others’ faces until something disturbing happens. it could be a gunshot or something funny like a stinking fart, then everyone loses it. We begin to consult each other aggressively. In case of a fart, someone thinks out loud …